Washed up UK politician hired by American 'news' broadcaster

News not from the Dark Ages

Fox News has hired Nigel Farage as a "politicial analyst" in a new attempt to damage its almost non-existent reputation as a provider of reliable news coverage even further.

The channel is regarded widely as nothing more than a mouthpiece for the Republican Party agenda in the United States. Many others say that it's pretty rubbish at even that.

The announcement stated that "Although Nigel Farage has failed conspicuously to be elected into the United Kingdom parliament and the party that he led still has fewer MPs that we have braincells, we think that his clear hatred for foreigners and desire to climb up Donald Trump's rectum make him a great fit, since these are two things that we share."

Mr Farage is happy for the work since his bestie President Trump failed to get him the job of British ambassador to the United States and has promised to only "hire American" for jobs he actually has some control over.

A British spokesman said, "Anything that keeps him as far away from the UK as possible has to be a good thing in our books. Fox News's gain is our even bigger gain. As long as they don't send him back when they find out what an arse he is, like they did with Piers Morgan."