Immediately named something completely unpronounceable, the millimetre long sea creature was not best pleased to be disturbed in its busy schedule of swimming and more swimming. It apparently referred to itself as Dory.
An examination of the creature revealed that it ate and excreted through the same hole, which makes it a candidate for Donald Trump's cabinet.
When asked why it had taken so long to find this creature, scientists pointed out that it was embarrassed by what its offspring had become.
"I mean," Professor Fossilonian, leader of the team that found the creature, pointed out, "would you advertise if your kids turned out to be responsible for ISIS, global warming, pollution, starvation and Donald J Trump?"
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