The Attorney General failed in the week's task of upholding the legality of his lunatic ban on muslims from around the world entering the USA based on... something that we're not quite sure of yet.
White House spokesman Gary Alternative-Facts announced the sacking and added that President Trump had also fired the head of Immigration and Border Enforcement, presumably for acting on the AG's assertion that the Executive Order raising the ban might be less than perfectly legal rather than just taking the President's word for it that all Muslims are "very, very bad people and not fun to sit next to on planes".
Mr Alternative-Facts went on to say that "President Trump had no choice but to fire the Attorney General since she wouldn't do what he said without question and refused to let him grab her pussy."
In time-honoured political fashion, the President's team blamed it all on their predecessors.
Former President Obama was unwilling to comment, though he did smile and say, "I'm not looking too bad now eh?"
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