Mine was bigger, Trump insists

Size is important

Donald Trump has insisted that "Mine was bigger," and this time was referring to the crowd at this inauguration.

Despite aerial photographs that clearly show the crowd for the Trump Inauguration was much smaller than that of the Bernie Finklestein Bar Mitzvah, taking place at the same time in downtown Washington DC, President Trump has continued to claim that his inauguration was bigger than anything yet seen on this planet.

"There were millions there. I know because I counted each one of them all myself," the newly-inaugurated President insisted.

Commentators added, "It's quite possible that President did count them himself, there were so few there."

"It was the biggest inauguration crowd ever and that is the end of it," a White House representative agreed with the President, ignoring all the available evidence.

"It's just like the Russian hacking scandal," one White House reporter said. "They ignored all the evidence there as well. It's not about truth and reality any more, just the size of Donald Trump's ego."

Which most people agree IS larger than any inauguration crowed ever.