British Government reveals Brexit negotiation strategy.

Britain to take its star with it

British Prime Minister Theresa May has revealed the British government's Brexit negotiating strategy in her first major speech on the subject since stepping over the bodies of top Conservatives in the wake of the post-referendum political bloodletting.

The main thrust of the British position will be 'Give me a good deal or I'll scweam and scweam and scweam until I make myself sick'.

Mrs May went on to state that she wasn't ruling out the possibility of Britain 'throwing our toys out of the pram' if it became absolutely necessary.

She promised to drop the name 'Donald Trump' at every opportunity to make the opposition think that the US President actually knew who she was.

"He may not think that I'm the most powerful leader in  Europe,' she added, "but at least that means he's unlikely to grab my pussy."

Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson clearly hadn't got the memo about not mentioning the War during the negotiations and immediately warned the Europeans not to hand out any 'punishment beatings' like the World War 2 movies or like he used to do at the exclusive private boarding school he attended.

Top EU negotiator Jean-Paul Le Fromage reacted strongly to the comments by shrugging his shoulders in a very gallic manner.