Thursday 26 January 2017

Tickets now booking for Mexican Wall Pantomime


It's the hottest entertainment ticket available. The Mexican Wall Pantomime is now booking for tickets.

Starring Donald Trump with his classic catchphrase, "We're gonna build a wall and Mexico's gonna pay for it".

Also starring Mexican President Pena Nieto and his equally famous catchphrase, "No we're not."

Donald Trump: "Oh yes you are."
Pena Nieto: "Oh no we're not."
Donald Trump: "Oh yes you are."
Pena Nieto: "Oh no we're not."
Donald Trump:"Oh yes you are, or you're not in this pantomime."
Pena Nieto: "Well f*ck you, and f*uck your wall and your pantomime."
Donald Trump: "He's behind me."
Everyone: "No he's not, he's cancelled your meeting."

It's fun for all the family and you can see it for only $15bn.

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