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The Labour Party has celebrated being able to use the number 7 on their 'days since Jeremy cocked-up' chart for the first time.
A spokesman for the party cheerfully announced that this feat was managed through a careful combination of keeping the party leader from "saying anything" or "doing anything".
He added jovially, "It certainly didn't hurt having that horrorshow over the other side of the Atlantic, distracting everyone.
Mr Corbyn was not available for comment. The spokesman explained that they "certainly haven't got him locked up in the basement for his own safety".
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