UK to ban all US Citizens who voted for Trump

The UK government is considering a ban on all US citizens unless they can prove that they did not vote Republican in the recent elections.

"Considering the threat at President Trump poses to the world as a whole, these people can clearly be seen to be supporting acts of terrorism," a government spokesman said. "They support torture and the detaining of people based only on where they were born. It is best to keep these people out of our country since there can clearly be no benefit to letting them in."

"President Trump's ban shows that there is no need to for legal or moral backing to banning people from entering a country," the spokesman continued. "You just have to not like them."

Exactly how such a ban will affect President Trump when he attends the promised State Visit later in the year is yet to be determined.

"It is likely that he voted for himself," the spokesman pointed. "After all, everything else he does is for himself."

It is rumoured that the Queen is preparing another bout of illness for the duration of the State Visit.