Everyone's favourite lovely person, Piers Morgan, has reacted angrily and petulantly, to a high profile guest pulling out of appearing on his ITV self-aggrandisment show following the host's views on the women's global march at the weekend.. Morgan, who regularly tops popularity polls in the land of make-believe, said that actor Ewan McGregor was 'narrow minded' and a 'twerp', clearly exhausting his supply of clever insults early on.
In related news, a pot has called a kettle black.
McGregor hit back at accusations that he had worked with Roman Polanski and therefore was unqualified to support women's rights by pointing out that Morgan was unqualified to talk on aspect of being a human being. "I don't want to be in the same room as him, breathing the same air as him," McGregor announced. "I might catch whatever it is that he has."
"Working with Polanski," he went on to add, " is the height of political correctness when compared with doing anything that helps keep Piers Morgan in any sort of employment."
