UK MPs prove their value by confirming referendum result

British Members of Parliament proved their incredible importance to the world in general by voting overwhelming for the same result that the British public came to several months ago.

Ever since the British public declared with half a voice that they wanted to leave the European Union, their leaders have been arguing over whether MPs should be the ones to start the process, despite the fact that the point was decidedly moot since the referendum had already started the process.

"We are the ones in charge and we should be the ones who decide what cock-ups to make," one MP insisted, "and we will make the decision even if someone has made it already."

Following the vote, one ordinary passerby said, "What a bloody waste of time and space this lot are. Getting paid all day to argue over a decision already made and then just voting for the same thing as was already decided. Leaders of the country? Don't make me bloody laugh."