The White House has admitted that President Trump is intent on using every piece of military hardware as quickly as possible so that he can get them all in before any impeachment procedures can be started.
White House sources, who didn't want to be named because they are too embarrassed at working in the Trump administration, stated that "President Trump enjoys seeing things blown up almost as much as he likes seeing his name put on something. If someone would put his name on a bomb then I think he would orgasm on the spot."
They added that, "Nobody here expects to be in power for very long, but dropping bombs on foreigners is always good for American public morale, so it keeps him happy and our numbers up, or less low."
President Trump has so far sent SEALS in Yemen, cruise missiles in Syria (or Iraq, he wasn't quite sure) and now the largest conventional weapon in the US arsenal into Afghanistan.
Reports suggests that "he is lining up North Korea for the big one. There's only one president trmwho ever used nuclear weapons and he wants to be remembered for changing that."
"America will be great again," an official spokesman said, "even if we have to reduce every other country in the world to a pile of rubble to achieve that."
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