The announcement that Presidential economic advisor Gary Cohn is leaving the White House because "it's just so good to work there I can't stand it anymore" has finally landed the seat of US Presidential power the coveted title of emptiest government building in the world.
Cohn's departure came so soon after that of Communications Director Hope Hicks that he was able to catch the door before it closed.
A source in the White House (because we couldn't find two) said that they "could go days without seeing another living soul". When asked if they saw the President, they added, "Oh sure, but I'm not sure the soul part applies to him."
On the positive side, though, the White House press secretary (this week) announced that tumbleweed sightings in the building were on the increase.
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