The Daily Mail has announced that it is going to save time and apologise to everyone that it has ever written a story about.
The so-called newspaper, which even Wikipedia doesn't trust for facts, is to avoid further lawsuits by simply admitting that it never fact-checked a single story and made it all up as it went along. This decision was made at a fractious editors' meeting where the previous plan of blaming it all on immigrants, single parents and Labour voters was abandoned because "it wasn't going to work this time."
Melania Trump is reported to be pleased that her name has been cleared of the paper's charge of being an escort in her past and Donald Trump is reported pleased that at least someone in the family can win in court.
There is no word yet on an apology to anyone who happened to read the Daily Mail by mistake, although counselling centres have been set up by the NHS.
There is no word yet on an apology to anyone who happened to read the Daily Mail by mistake, although counselling centres have been set up by the NHS.
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