Only hours after lambasting opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn for the sin of 'mansplaining' after he had the temerity to mention International Women's Day whilst in possession of a beard during Prime Minister's Doesn't Answer Any Questions Time, Prime Minister Theresa May has announced plans to prohibit any men from ever speaking on a subject that affects women in any way whatsoever.
An alleged woman herself (rumours continue to abound that she is really a robot with faulty empathy programming), she said that "it is wrong for any man to have an opinion on any subject of importance to women, let alone to actually give voice to it. We will, therefore, be advancing legislation to restrict men's rights to discuss women or, in fact anything other than football and war movies."
When asked if this would also prevent men from sending cards to women on Mother's Day, she muttered something about fields of wheat before storming out of the press conference.
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