Surge in half term holiday bookings in Norfolk

The Norfolk Tourist Information Board has announced a last-minute surge in holiday books for the coming half term. Bookings, they said, were up over 10,000%.

It's mainly older folks with VW camper vans and tie-dyed clothes talking about recapturing the experience of the sixties and younger people, coincidentally also with camper vans, coming in and asking 'Where's the junk, dude?'.

"They get confused when we direct them to the local refuse recycling centre," spokesperson Geraldine Flatland added. "They get even more annoyed when they ask about the Coke and we send them to local Lidl store."

When asked if this upsurge in bookings to a region that is without outstanding (or upstanding at least) features, bitterly cold weather and no entertainment venues open, could be related to the discovery of over £50 million worth of cocaine on the beaches in the area, Ms Flatland replied, "Oh no, Mr Polka dot elephant. It's the natural beauty of the place, and the supersonic butterflies, that are the draw. There's even a barn dance in the Hall of the Mountain King at Caister this weekend. You should come. Puff, the Magic Dragon's going to be headlining the show."