A Manchester United fan was rushed to hospital just minutes after the team's League Cup Final win over Southampton. Fears were immediately raised after he was heard to say that his team deserved the win despite being outplayed for 110 minutes of the 90 minute game, eventually snatching the win through one late moment of 'being in the right place at the right time'.
The man's claims immediately led him to the London Brain Doctoring Hospital where surgeons were unable to diagnose the man's problem after much brain scanning.
"We were just unable to find it," the head surgeon," Archibald Cerveau announced. "We looked and looked, but finally we had to conclude that he did not actually have one."
The man, who comes from Sussex and has reportedly heard of Manchester, but never dared to go any further north than the Watford Gap, was said to be resting comfortably, but talking other complete b*ll*cks.
Dr Cerveau said sadly that the best brain surgeons in the world were unable to do anything to save the man and he would remain a Manchester United fan for the rest of his life. His family are being comforted.
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